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Heather
Sat, May. 17th, 2008 07:10 pm

...I bring you silliness from his other series. Make sure you read the comments: they're hilarious.

Derek, if you read this, I will respond to your emails, I promise. I just haven't had tons of time this past week, with being sick and all. But, it will happen!

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Heather
Sat, Aug. 25th, 2007 12:20 am
Gacked from kumquat_queen:


You are The Moon


Hope, expectation, Bright promises.


The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.


The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


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Heather
Mon, Jun. 25th, 2007 05:44 pm
Must. Marry. Him.


*quietly has a heart attack in the background*

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Heather
Wed, Jun. 20th, 2007 09:34 pm

I have discovered that Rudy Youngblood has a nice body at the following times:


  • When he is wet.

  • When he is dry.

  • When he is bloody.

  • When he is blue.

  • When he is bloody and blue.

  • When he is covered in wet black mud.

  • When he is covered in dry black dirt.

  • When he is running (majestically, though not at the head of troops) through the jungle.

  • When he is being chased by a Jaguar.



Oddly enough, not so much when he's bloody and seeing Spaniards for the first time. Of course, he did have 2 arrow holes poked in him then. This moment of insanity has been brought to you by sleep deprivation.

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Heather
Tue, May. 1st, 2007 08:13 pm
So, apparently pilates (when one is uncoordinated, out of shape, and physically inflexible) is incredibly painful and difficult.

And yet, I like it.

Hmmm. Go figure.

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Heather
Sat, Dec. 16th, 2006 11:18 am

Gacked from silentauror

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Crankyspank sent to me...
Twelve selkies drumming
Eleven shoes shipping
Ten catullus a-cooking
Nine artists baking
Eight tattoos a-drinking
Seven books a-reading
Six nudes a-dancing
Five di-i-i-isney films
Four old movies
Three disney movies
Two gay rights
...and a villanova in an intellectual snobbery.
Get your own Twelve Days:

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Heather
Wed, Nov. 29th, 2006 07:25 pm

Because only I could get sexually harrassed by a parking lot:



Say hi to the random stain in the parking lot where I work. Brette, this is for you. I told you, and you didn't believe me, so I had to prove, LJ style.

Seriously people? Only me.

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Heather
Fri, Nov. 3rd, 2006 09:38 pm

It was soooo right! Gacked from flyakate

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia

Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.

The Northeast
The Midland
The South
The Inland North
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes

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Heather
Tue, Oct. 31st, 2006 10:25 pm
Gacked from kumquat_queen


Halloween Horoscope for Taurus

For you, halloween is about looking your best - even if it costs a fortune.
You don't mind a little sweet stuff either, as long as it's high quality chocolate.

Costume suggestions: An elegant princess / prince. Or a high class vampire.

Signature Halloween candy: Truffles

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Heather
Sun, Oct. 15th, 2006 12:15 am
Gacked from edible_hat

HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
2
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?


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